claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

(Source: basedgosh, via confirmance)

    me: how do i look?
    you: like a million bugs
    me: thank you
    me: wait. don't you mean bucks
    you: no
    me: nice nice

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via pugsies)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

scarfydog:

hello 4chin users…. I just wanted you to know I am really triggered by a MINT CONDITION NINTENDO WII U BUNDLE WITH NINTENDOLAND AND MARIO KART 8….. if someone were to, I don’t know, ship one to my door, I would get EXTREMELY TRIGGERED and probably DELETE MY BLOG…. so no one do that ok…

(via buildabitchworkshop)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via lameboyfriend)

dancingloki:

Gryffindor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT I’M GONNA MAKE YOU
Ravenclaw: Okay but why. No seriously we’re going to analyze this
Hufflepuff: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together…well, I guess you’ve got the right to your own tastes!
Slytherin: Good. More for me.

(via idea-nubis)